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Morningwood shirt

Morningwood

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This is a must-have shirt for those who know what the real Hollywood Hills breakfast is all about!

Price: $15.99

New Zealand 'cause Old Zealand sucks -shirt

New Zealand 'cause Old Zealand Sucks

We love New Zealand and want to show it! This is a must-have shirt for all Kiwis, wannabe Kiwis, Flight of the Conchords fans or anyone, who thinks New Zealand is way superior to its old counterpart. Coo!

Price: $15.99

Quarterlife Crisis -shirt

Quarterlife Crisis

Are all your friends getting married?
Do you hate your job?
Are you still paying off that student loan?
A few extra pounds?
We feel your pain… really we do.

Price: $15.99


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Cootees.com brings you original and funny shirts on the Internet. The ideas for our Cootees shirts vary from music to geography, from popular culture to politics, and we hope you enjoy them as much as we do. For best quality and comfort, our designs are printed on American Apparel shirts right here in the States.

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